NOW COMES the defendant, Gale Ahrens, by pro se, and still upon her word as a Judaic-Christian and under penalties of perjury as in numerous filings in this case before a notary and asks the court in the Interest of Justice to grant the Pro Se defendant lee way as reasonably requested to assure Pro Se defendant that she is receiving a fair trial and states that:

1. She presently is charged with the offense of harassment by telephone, 720 ILCS 135/1-1.
2. She does not consider this a light charge, even though it is a misdemeanor, first time charge against her.
3. If found guilty of this ridiculous charge, she can spend up to 6 months in jail and/or prison, even though she has yet to be warned about this by any accountable authority as is their duty, but found out about it on her own research, or she can be otherwise held under the influence of coerced state supervision.
4. Not only will the defendant suffer, but her family and friends -- she has some -- and especially her elderly, ailing and recently widowed mother will suffer, as they all already have, upon further continuance of this case and more so upon a negative outcome of this case for the defendant.
5. She knows of many cases of people not surviving even a "light" prison experience, as if! -- if you think there's nothing to it, Prosecutors and Prosecutrix, then you go in -- rife with authoritarian mental, emotional, physical and spiritual abuse, after even a single few hours of the experience. Shades of apartheid South Africa? Yes, according to the defendant and her direct experience with her common-law husband, family, friends, associates and fellow criminalized citizens and friends and relatives of criminalized citizens.
6. Psychiatrists have said that learned and habitual behavior effects our experience and decisions.
7. The over-zealous and overly-successful prosecutors of Cook County always stand at the judge's right side, the people's left, no doubt effecting a judge and jury's subconscious decision patterns to be biased toward that side, the side that usually wins -- we all love strength, winners and the winning teams -- the side standing at the judge's right, the people's left.
8. That the defendant already is subjected to an underdog and highly uncomfortable position, being unemployed with little savings, outgunned by professional lawyers, prosecutors, judges and other court functionaries, under coercion to submit to search every time she enters the court building by armed and intimidating security forces even though she is a peaceful and law abiding citizen, getting a different story on how to file and date stamp her papers from clerks at her every filing visit, having her future effectable by the outcome in the worst possible manners imaginable including prison time and/or gross humiliations from an assortment of other types of state "punishers" and while those prosecuting her case have for all practical purposes total immunity, are making beyond decent money and other awards, with the worst happening to them out of all this is a complaint by the defendant to legal community associations that in her experience do nothing at best.

WHEREFORE, the defendant moves this court to grant the motion of Musical Chairs, the defendant and state switching places while standing before any judge presiding before any Court hearing in this case and that such a switch is done LOUDLY and NOTORIOUSLY, in front of the court room and in front of the jury each time the defendant appears before the judge on this case.